Don't Blame Them

Not one little bit. Three days in jail? Preferential treatment?  Duh!!

CNN Anchors Mock Paris Hilton "News;" Who Forces Them To Cover This Crap?

CNN anchor Heidi Collins couldn't hide her disdain for this morning's news of Paris Hilton's release from jail. Co-anchor Tony [...]

And, here's one more post about Hilton that you'll enjoy.

Jail Was Just Too Hard On Paris Hilton - So They Let Her Out

I normally don’t waste my time writing about Paris Hilton’s drunk driving charge or Brittney Spears’ cellulite or Lindsey Lohan’s advanced case of brainrot, but I have to comment on the fact that Paris Hilton didn’t like being in jail. So they let her out. Her pet psychiatrist was summoned to the jail and he determined that she was just so distraught over the whole thing, that she is a woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Of course he said that. For what he’s being paid by the Hilton family he’d have said she was a howler monkey if [...]

Oh, what the heck. Have a little fun with it!

Paris Hilton: Bustin’ Out

It’s official! Justice in America has jumped the shark. Every prisoner with a rash should be paroled immediately. Every con who finds their cell too cold, or doesn’t care for the food should be sent home. Anyone who still thinks there isn’t a class division in legal matters should be institutionalized (they can have Paris’ [...]

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